[James U.S. ]Geoffrey

Narrative finishing Input

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This article from the "programming problem," a book Narrative only for input. All journal book publishers. In this paper, instead of three books : "The Chan programming problem," "Programming the computer age," "Fable"

Contents

Introduction III
First fall 1
The second winter 15
Title III, 29 Spring
Title IV Summer 43

The first autumn

False or true

Rainbow 1

A large office, which applied to many workplaces. Every man or woman who sits in the workplace are wearing blue uniforms. The phone rings come and go. The amber light reflected in a computer screen, invisible ceiling, very tiring for the eyes.

Outside, the arrival of the storm, rain hit the ground, fierce fiercely Yaozhao treetops, Mr. campaign with black walls of this building buildings.

Men and women who did not see this coming rainstorm, and did not hear the roaring winds.

Suddenly, the lights down a dark, the film turned into a blank screen, the phone rings dumb. People cursing, like a cocoon only worms from the square packet that came out.

People get together to talk about with laughter filled with the entire corridor.

A man standing outside watching this tobe rainstorm past, glittering rainbow to hang in the eastern sky.

2 robot

Scientists who used his own image to create a robot. Scientists on top of his creator, watching it strange and familiar faces smile and abundant expression of the angry. Optimal Sensor he wants this robot IQ, robots asked : "when the universe began, when the cycle? "

Robot answered : "I was born in the universe created by the tragic, it would end in my death. When I walk, and I do not -- Mobile contrary, the world is in my legs downward scale action. When my eyes closed, in addition to itself and there are no outside things, but when I opened my eyes twice, will return to the world in a blink reality. Nothing is real, nothing is eternal. When I leave a place, the same as in the start of the first smoke; Only when I returned, it is only now re-emerging. In addition to my own, there is nothing there, I was blind to God. "

Scientists nodded proudly, "I know, you can only computers only. "

Expert System 3

A computer scientist and a young lady, the result of marriage. Scientists know he will before her death, they begin to build a set of expert system. It is a record he can know anything procedures. When the system is completed, he said to his wife : "From now on you will never be lonely. "

Not long after he was dead. After coming back from the funeral of his wife, transferred to the computer screen expert system package. Her dead husband's face appeared. Her speech in front of the screen, a screen will be immediately answered.

She tears in their eyes disbelieve procedures will be deleted from the computer. When someone asked her why, she said : "I love my husband too, as a result, can not be used in the same way to think of him. "

4 computer Seqingkuang

Once upon a time there was a man fond of painting pornography. He bought a costly computer so that he can watch high-resolution photographs of naked women. He affectionate to his computer to a name is "Angel" and spends a great deal of time watching his collection of photographs.

Soon, he will lose interest in the reality of women. When someone asked him why, he replied : "I was created by the computer world, which every one thought in my obedience. When I sat screen, I was like a God, why do I have to waste time in reality is not good, or those who struggle of a woman? "

A programmer heard this complaint : "To use such a basic purpose computer is totally wrong, you should live in the real world. "

Shaiqingkuang asked that programmers : "Incidentally ask that you use your computer doing? "

Programmer proud to straighten the chest, "I am prepared to simulate the process of economic trends. , "He said.

5 news conference

A marketing and one programmer in a news conference to speak, a new computer technology information to the public.

Members of marketing, said : "This technology than the atomic bomb, transistors and three telephone invention must add up to the great civilizations of the world. "

Is a programmer, said : "The technology in a limited number of areas, a limited extent, to solve some technical problems. "

Guess, who invoked the reporters will speak.

6 talismanic

There used to be a shaman, he is very powerful and profound skill. One night, round dark setting of the moon in the sky like a comet tail ominous link in the eyes of the west. At this point, she produced by the talismanic power. In many circles above address God, squares, lines, arrows and a magic word -- like architecture, information, automation, integration and distribution.

Then, she put his elegant robes of the rural aged silver throwing stars in the side, wearing a wool three-piece suit, running towards Silicon Valley.

He went to a military aircraft minister's office said : "We ah, God used this website, we will catch people's thinking. Lots of gold, we will be entering the safe, we will be under the unlimited resources of the computer project. "

He opened the drawer military commanders, dug out a lot of paper, and each of them have different gods above address, "I have had enough of God website," he said, "I need is a good, healthy and useful procedure. "

Shaman had returned, and he went straight teeth and cursing this wretched luck.

7 garbage, and the gospel

A programmer participated in a business seminar.

The first speaker of the people on a film projector projector, many sets of data will appear on the screen out. "This forms to us," he said, "We will make a lot of money. "

Programmer : "When you prepare this form, what ideas do you have? "

Naonao spokesman who heads, "I was on the computer in the production of this slide. "

Programmer grit my teeth, "you have not heard of 'garbage into the refuse out' (Garbage In, Garbage Out), this sentence? "

A spokesman who raised my head laughing : "You used the wrong, correct term is' garbage into, out of the gospel '(Garbage In, Gospel Out). "

8 artificial legs

A well-known computer scientists are forecast for the future : "In the development of artificial intelligence that will lead in various aspects of computer and human equality. Programming computer will be able to make decisions and in an imaginative solution, or even feelings of emotional. "

That night, the scientists saw two wheels into his feet.

9 examinations

A master programming programming beginners asked : "What is the difference between illusion and reality? "

Master consideration for a while, then he made a beginner on the screen input words "THUNK" (thunk, the computer is in the form of conversion -- 62858). "Now read the words aloud. "Master ordered.

Beginners read : "TUNK."

It is here, the master to knock on a lot of beginners in the head.

Beginners atmosphere ears asked : "Does this mean that you, the pain is real, and that word is not on the screen? "

Master sighed and said, "Ruko不kaiya. , "He said.

10 maps

He called the program a beginner painting master Chang computer system maps. The painting by Zhang true beginners software plans, but the plans do not display hardware; Then he drew a map Zhang hardware, but we have no plans marker users; Then he drew a map Zhang users, but do not display function; So he painted a functional map, but do not display software. The final frustration beginners up, and Masters said : "The system is too complicated, and can not draw a map, it will not be fully understood at the same time. "

Master heard here, laugh for a while, then started to cry again. Beginners asked him why, he replied : "Do you think that the computer system is very complex, but one with the eyes, it is not complicated. Reproduction of the Earth's life systems is far more complicated. And the number of one billion space in the world, the planet Earth itself is only just. "

"Beginners :" I still do not understand why you laughed You Ku? "

"This is not so obvious? Because the difference between capitalism and communism, which would trigger a war. Think about economic theory -- which is the most insignificant in the vastness of the universe, one of the incomplete charts. However, because some people have a certain abstract dogma, we will destroy the Earth. This is not ridiculous? This is not pathetic? "

11 leaves

A company executives to spend a morning to hear the reports of his subordinates, at the end of each report, a full report on the actual situation of people gave him a pile of documents and data.

To the noon, the administrators of those documents put into his briefcase, thanks to hurry before leaving the building. Now, a few minutes, then lit the leaves are semi-bald windy taken from the branches involved.

Suddenly, the clasp of his briefcase calls, the documents were wind Yaozhao battle, with the same pornographic rotten leaves mixed, as a frightened Career group to disperse.